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Coco Rosie

If I told you that a band was capable of creating a song that sounded like a wounded female elf with a speech impediment singing nonsensical lyrics over some sweet electro-reggae, would you believe me? The world could not possibly posses such evilness, could it? Unfortunately I have experienced this darkness first hand and it goes by the name Coco Rosie.

This is kind of the worst stuff ever, even despite the fact that there is only one song on their most recent album that has any sort of reggae feel to it. Yeah I get it – these two women are wicked crazy, like they probably have pet ferrets that they caress while reading French poetry and use those huge salt crystals instead of regular deodorant. The music on their album “The Adventures of Ghosthorse and Stillborn” has the sexual swagger of a neutered R. Kelly watered down with art school pretension, this is the type of stuff that makes me hear a Rush song and think “Hey this isn’t too bad”.

One Response to “Coco Rosie”

  1. jeff Says:

    Author’s Update:

    He won’t tell anyone this, but he actually has this album on his ipod, and yes he likes it – especially that werewolf song. The next time you see him feel free to hit him with a blunt object.

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