The Downtown Phoenix Partnership spent $160,00 for a team of marketers to come up with this motto for the city of Phoenix.

For a Filiberto’s Carne Asada burrito and a large Pina, I gladly would have provided them an appropriate motto for the valley of the sun.

Here are some alternate mottos that they should have considered:

“Phoenix – hey, at least it’s not Reno…”
“Home of a million, Dollar stores”
“First in meth!”

I recently tried combining the act of drinking coffee with that of showering.

Things did not really work out as I had hoped.

I don’t think that Starbucks will be offering Herbal Essence flavoring any time soon.